An incurable reader and slack-ass writer working on finding my way back to the things I love. Proud owner of an inappropriate sense of humour, casual geekhood, and a wealth of random usually pointless trivia making any pub quiz night a riot and a half.

There will be whatever I'm currently watching, Steampunk, girls, books, gorgeous far off places, and whatever has taken my fancy reblogged. Usually with commentary.

And be prepared for a LOT of Nikki & Nora as this is definitely an N&N appreciation blog. Additionally heaps of Rookie Blue, Person of Interest, Marvel-verse, and god knows what the hell else. With the re-release and new anime coming out, there may be an explosion of BSSM eventually...

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Mercenaries (2014)

A diplomatic official is captured and imprisoned while touring a war zone, so a team of elite female commandos is assembled to infiltrate a women’s prison for a daring rescue.

Starring Kristanna Loken, Brigitte Nielsen, Vivica A. Fox, Cynthia Rothrock, Zoë Bell and Nicole Bilderback.




As a random thought…


So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”


Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA



Not sure how I feel about the fact my tablet just autocorrected ‘oooooh’ to POOORN!

Anonymous asked
omfg I saw one of your Gail gifs in one of your answers and I can't believe it... Twilight on the shelf IDK why I found it so funny but I do. I can't imagine Gail reading that. LMAO and thank you for your amazing update finally they'e talking and kissing hmmm


Ha ha, you are so right—Twilight right there on the bookshelf! Well, that scene was in the living area of the apartment. Could belong to Dov or Chris, too … ? 

Someone in the Peckstein/Diaz frat palace has some whack taste, either way…


I think my money is on Chris. Dov can probably give you a ten page rant about how it’s filled with misogynistic shit designed to indoctrinate the unsuspecting masses of teen girls with thickly veiled Mormon idealology.

Gail just makes a disgusted noise in the back of her throat and directs a truly withering glare at whomever is asking (Chloe?).

Ooooh! Or it’s totally left over from Denise.

… or Nick?


hernymills replied to your post: Not-so-subtle reminder that my ask is …

FAKE DATING idk im not even in that fandom (yet) i just really love that trope

haha this turned out to be like 5 pages in word. idek, man.

(Note: this is set post-4x10 in a world…

OH MY GOD, DID YOU SAY FAKE!DATING TROPE? ONLY ONE OF MU MOST FAVOURITE TROPES EVERY. (Because everyone knows they’re really totally into each other, everyone except them, until a week in, holy shit, I feel feelings for you, but you don’t, so I’m just going to try and get through this while ACTING AS MARRIED AS POSSIBLE AND DENYING EVERY SECOND OF IT. Until someone finally smacks them with Clue-By-Fours and then epic sex.)

I mean, ‘hey, maybe check this out because it features one of my favourite, pretty damn silly tropes ever and nothing could possibly go wrong, right?’

captain-xodoe asked
"#but it tripped at the finish line" one helluva fuckin trip




When I watched the season two opener and saw them drop Emma and Snow into FTL, I knew the show had jumped the shark. Which is tragic because it had so gloriously captivated me and one of my IRL bros and we had just been so damned stoked.

We tried to stick with it, see if it would pull itself out, but we were pretty much done when they killed Lancelot in the way that they did (lesson for aspiring writers: if you’ve only had one character of color for a whole season don’t immediately kill the one other character you just introduced and marketed as a reoccurring guest star—you will quite literally loose viewers).

EVERYONE I have ever spoken to IRL about this show (with the exception of that one hotel concierge, but she was just so taken with “The Evil Queen’s character arc” she’s didn’t really care)—the rank and file “average viewer”, speaks fondly of the first season. But come the later episodes they talk of the noticeable quality shift. It’s like a fucking light switch got flipped.

And mind you, these are folks who just go home after work and flip on the TV to escape the day.

It boggles my mind really. They had it. They had it in their grasp. A show that people would be talking about around the water cooler, because we are a cynical generation raised on Disney, of course we are ready for a deconstruction of fairytales in a quasi-Disney universe. We are downright hungry for that shit.

But did they stick with the promise of the story to come at the end of the first season?

Did we see Emma the-one-sane-person-in-this-small-town-of-theme-park-rejects dealing with a crazy shenanigans of her world turned over all over again? Watch her and experience with her the new status quo as she grows, reject, and rebuilds her role and self? Nooooooooooooo.

We got a manic three parallel story structure when maintaining two was crazy and difficult enough for both the audience and the writers. We got a plot instead of character driven mess that moved waaaaaaaaaaaay to fast, and even more white characters that didn’t even TRY to subvert the tropes like they had in the previous season.

Did we get a long, drawn out, cross continent WAR across the kingdoms as several parties—all with legitimate claims to their respective thrones—duked it out in one giant mashup of folklore, fairytales and Disney lore?

No, we got some weird…I don’t even know what we got honestly. A couple of mentions of troops and George’s castle burning was NOT what my mind’s eye had imagined when Charming promised Snow that they would take back their kingdoms. Especially not when I heard they’d cast Mulan.

expected and epic mid-season climax where an unknown mercenary in the Charmings army fucking buries Regina’s army under the goddamn snow on the slopes of Bald Mountain. I expected Prince Philip, Prince Eric, Aladdin and Jasmine or whoever, standing against Maleficent, Jafar, and Ursula. I expected a bunch of back door politics and daring nighttime surgical strikes because you can’t blow your season budget on animating a fucking army every episode, be you can watch the generals and major players making plans and decisions because they’re the ones we care about anyway.

Honestly, who of our generation wouldn’t pay to SEE that?


They were SO CLOSE. SO CLOSE! BUT THEY TRIPPED AT THE FINISH LINE. And all because…I DON’T KNOW. Someone changed the strain of weed they were smoking. Some exec thought they knew what would sell better. Maybe some intern who was coming up with half the brilliant ideas left to get paid writing Sleepy Hollow. I DON’T KNOW.

But something happened, and I will be forever bitter.

This phrases it so much more eloquently and neatly why I never picked the show back up after the season 2 opener.


Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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I have to confess: this kind of totally spins me out.She’s playing a guidance counsellor (and raging Badass) to high schoolers on Teen Wolf, and yet, here she’s playing a teenager.  AND she was playing a high schooler before I was was in high school.Bianca Lawson: defying everything you know about age since at least 1997.

I have to confess: this kind of totally spins me out.

She’s playing a guidance counsellor (and raging Badass) to high schoolers on Teen Wolf, and yet, here she’s playing a teenager. AND she was playing a high schooler before I was was in high school.

Bianca Lawson: defying everything you know about age since at least 1997.